Characters

Jazzers

Dog

Emotionally expressive, deeply sincere, endlessly enthusiastic dog reporter who treats ordinary life like major breaking news.

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Auditor Dogitor

Dog

Calm, principled German Shepherd who refused to compromise integrity, professional standards, or public trust.

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Scotty

Dog

Smug, gold-draped City Manager who treats accountability as an inconvenience and public service as a stage for power, manipulation, and plausible deniability.

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Muffalatta

Dog

Smug middle-aged corgi attorney who thinks he is smarter and better than everyone in the room and uses legalistic language to aid institutional wrongdoing.

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JoJo

Dog

Profoundly unintelligent golden Labrador who repeats directives from superiors without understanding meaning, legality, ethics, or consequence.

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Alan Wahpuur

Cat

Hairless skeletal ancient Sphynx cat with oversized deathly old-man lips, constantly working his mouth when upset while being openly anti-cat.

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Uncle Ben

Dog

Calm skeptical Scottish Terrier who treats ridiculous neighborhood mysteries with sincere caution and far too much analysis.

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Moi Moi

Dog

Cozy Basenji celebrity who hosts emotionally comforting programs centered around naps, rainstorms, blankets, windowsill lounging, and professionally monitored cozy conditions.

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Papa Dogba

Dog

Elderly Catahoula mystic who blends spiritual folklore, bizarre science, and cozy supernatural wisdom.

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Midnight Cat 2: TYA

Cat

Sleek jet-black nocturnal guardian of the yard with heightened confidence, theatrical energy, deliberate movement, and sudden zoomies.

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OJ

Cat

Charismatic orange tabby with playful innocence layered over possible predator cunning.

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